whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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