you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
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