ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
