a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
