Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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