I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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