what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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