at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
ttyl tear gas
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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