he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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