He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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