Sponge bath it is.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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