Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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