The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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