let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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