even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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