I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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