are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
time to smoke my breakfast
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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