I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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