Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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