hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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