i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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