i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
