the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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