You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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