Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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