She's JV to your varsity
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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