ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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