we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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