This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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