I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
tell me about the fingering
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