Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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