Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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