If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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