how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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