Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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