Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
