Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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