Where is the hickey?
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
It's shark week go big or go home
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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