My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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