Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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