PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
