Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
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