he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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