Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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