I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
You pole danced in your parka.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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