Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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