So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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