i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Dicks are not precious.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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