we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Even my vagina gasped.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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