His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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