I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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