I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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